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Old 06-24-2008, 03:40 AM   #1
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So Saturday night was Jaybo's Welcome Home Party at Angelo & Tammy's. Jaybo & Laura, Duane, Jody & Kyle, Travis and I were all there. Add a few Hoolies, mass quantities of adult beverage and a pool and what do you get? All I can say is that Duane is one tough mugger fugger!!!! Some rough housing and chicken fighting and Duane got a deep long bloody gash in his knee!! Enter Nurse Tammy and Dr. Jaybo. Duane was laying on the floor of the bathroom and they attempt to stitch him up with a needle, sewing thread and a thimble. The skin on his knee was so tough the thimble was needed. So while laying on his back, laughing his ass off with his drink next to him, Duane lets off a fart rank enough to clear the room! I asked Tammy if Duane could get staph infection from the fart. Duane said he wouldn't let his "staff" get infected. In true Hoolie style, Duane is a tough ass and hats off to Tammy and Jay!!
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:44 AM   #2
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Sweet pictures Lisa and the story is perfect...

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Old 06-24-2008, 03:45 AM   #3
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was ya drinking??
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:45 AM   #4
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Was that before or after the drunk dial?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:47 AM   #5
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a tough MoFo Fo Sho!!

Next time out, someone should ask Lynne about the fishing treble hook in the thigh, and the aftershave disinfectant....

.... and SoCal, thats "Drunk DRIAL"
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Was that before or after the drunk dial?
I think I was drunk driled too, but I couldn't understand.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:55 AM   #7
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It was all good, Tammy and Jay did great, and no I wasn't drinking, my hands were empty.

And I did say I had to fart and Tammy said to go ahead. Hmm, nice muffins.
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I think I was drunk driled too, but I couldn't understand.
WTF? drunk drilled..........TMI!
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not drilled, driled - you had to be there.

back to the pics - where are the rubber gloves, I see blood - can't be too carefull, you don't know where that boy's been :)
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:10 AM   #10
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I think they went down the list and called everyone!

Phuckin Duane.... Bravo Zulu!!
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