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The Loose Nut
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that, my friend, is known as sarcasm.
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You know hooligans... bunch of bitchy little girls. "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that's what gets you." - Jezza |
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The Loose Nut
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Nope, it's your dick's length and girth. Goes like this:
Boys: Number of green squares x2 = length in inches. Number of green squares /1.5 = girth in inches. Girls: Number of green squares x2 = Pounds per square inch of squeeze. All: Number before the green squares = % chance of producing an orgasm for your mate.
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You know hooligans... bunch of bitchy little girls. "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that's what gets you." - Jezza |
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back for a limited time
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Capitalist pig
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You know hooligans... bunch of bitchy little girls. "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that's what gets you." - Jezza |
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Capitalist pig
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Carefully disguised as a responsible adult
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It may not reach the bottom of the well but it sure bangs the hell out of one side! |
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Hooligan- Az Chapter President
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![]() WTF???????? Oh! I have two balls now too...thanks
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Time flies when you're having Rum! |
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Thrillcraft Using Asshole
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Where is the calendar and what is it for?
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Space is disease and danger wrapped up in darkness and silence. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" Kevlar: I think a little more finesse and he would've been fine. He was slamming it pretty hard. The width wasnt really a problem at all. |
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