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Old 07-01-2008, 03:04 PM   #11
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Gotta love when the board admin has a good feel for the software that he's installed
that, my friend, is known as sarcasm.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:10 PM   #12
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The green things designate how many testicles you have.
Nope, it's your dick's length and girth. Goes like this:

Boys:
Number of green squares x2 = length in inches.
Number of green squares /1.5 = girth in inches.

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Number of green squares x2 = Pounds per square inch of squeeze.

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Number before the green squares = % chance of producing an orgasm for your mate.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:38 PM   #13
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that, my friend, is known as sarcasm.
I got it, was just messin with you.

There are probably about 1/2 the membership here that has no feckin clue where the calendar is or what its there for.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:30 PM   #14
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Nope, it's your dick's length and girth. Goes like this:

Boys:
Number of green squares x2 = length in inches.
Number of green squares /1.5 = girth in inches.

Girls:
Number of green squares x2 = Pounds per square inch of squeeze.

All:
Number before the green squares = % chance of producing an orgasm for your mate.
I'm fucked...........
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:50 PM   #15
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I'm fucked...........
added some pimp'n points for you.
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:12 PM   #16
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:36 PM   #17
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WTF???????? Oh! I have two balls now too...thanks
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The green things designate how many testicles you have.
Is that right?
I gotta go check something real quick, be right back.....
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Where is the calendar and what is it for?
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