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tri-5-ron
03-01-2012, 06:26 AM
hey all,
as you know, I now do insulation of attics, walls, to homes/business'.
On occaision, I could use a third guy to get these jobs done quicker, and probably soon it will be fairly regular work.

The work will include some labor, loading 30# bails of insulation material into the work truck, into the machine, drilling 2" holes in stucco and/or drywall, patching of holes, and will eventually work towards installing the insulation in attics.
(I only do the blown-in Cellulose type of insulation, and it's the Non-Itchy stuff).

The preferred prospective employee should have basic knowledge of construction, be healthy, fit, and strong. He can not be overweight, due to some safety issues... and besides, if they get themselfs stuck in a damn attic, I've got to pull their ass out. (haha, just kidding,.. they get stuck, I'll just leave them there) lol !

Late teens to early 20's preferred, but will consider others.
pay will be based on a per job basis, (I'm still working that out), and it will also be variable to what skills the employee has, (or can learn) in a reasonable amount of time.
No dumb asses, no lazy bums, no idiots, no theives, and no punks.
If they've got less than 4 brain cells connected together, I'm not interested.
(I can pick up those workers all day long, at Home Depot parking lots)

We work in customers homes, with respect and good manners, being of very high priority.

Must have own car, (to get to work, not to use during the job).
Must have a positive attitude, and good work ethic.

Construction experience a plus, any mechanical experience a plus, driving experience a plus, and of course, any insulation experience is a big plus, but absolutely not necessary at all.
I can/will train on the job.

For the right person, this may work into a full time position, ...
and for the REALLY right person,
it may work into a Foreman/Leadman type position.

I just thought I'd toss this out to the Hoolies first, in case someone has a teenager - to - twenty's aged kid, (or acquaintance), who isn't afraid to earn their money, with an honest days work.

If they are afraid to work, afraid to sweat, whiney pansie-assed snivleing bitches,
I have no time for them.

let me know,
Ron
714-225-7346
or email- ronsnewemailis@gmail.com

tri-5-ron
03-01-2012, 06:36 AM
Oh,.... did I forget to mention,....

MUST SPEAK ENGLISH !!!

CHAIN_DOGG
03-01-2012, 12:37 PM
Oh,.... did I forget to mention,....

MUST SPEAK ENGLISH !!!

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lq9hd
03-01-2012, 02:56 PM
Damn... Im overweight.

How much will you charge to blow me? 1300sq single story.

CHAIN_DOGG
03-01-2012, 03:19 PM
How much will you charge to blow me? .

Sounds like he will blow you for free, Might charge you to insulate the house though.

lq9hd
03-01-2012, 03:25 PM
:funny:

Sounds like he will blow you for free, Might charge you to insulate the house though.

J.T.
03-01-2012, 03:41 PM
Mikey he said Must speak English, NOt ENGRISH

CHAIN_DOGG
03-01-2012, 03:55 PM
Mikey he said Must speak English, NOt ENGRISH

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56Nomad
03-01-2012, 04:46 PM
Ron,

I sure which you could do our single story 2000 SF house in La Selva Beach.........

It loses heat faster than the toyhauler :vik:

tri-5-ron
03-01-2012, 07:18 PM
Lq9hd,
what city is it in ?

standard pricing for attics is:
r19 .80 psf
r30 .90 psf
r38 1.10 psf

Walls are 1.85 psf

But I will do a Hoolie blow job for a discounted rate, just because I can. LOL!

Howie,
I'm thinking yours would be a little too far north even for my LA/Woodland Hills branch. I'll call and find out.

rf4
03-01-2012, 08:14 PM
But I will do a Hoolie blow job, just because I can.

fixed it for ya

:jel:

CHAIN_DOGG
03-01-2012, 08:25 PM
Ron,
I know Howie is a little far north, But i really think you Should blow him. Your new here, and last person to say no to Howie, Well, lets just say he never showed back up at camp one night after a ride.

lq9hd
03-01-2012, 09:32 PM
Lq9hd,
what city is it in ?

standard pricing for attics is:
r19 .80 psf
r30 .90 psf
r38 1.10 psf

Walls are 1.85 psf

But I will do a Hoolie blow job for a discounted rate, just because I can. LOL!

Howie,
I'm thinking yours would be a little too far north even for my LA/Woodland Hills branch. I'll call and find out.

Temple Shitty 91780

lq9hd
03-01-2012, 09:33 PM
Mikey he said Must speak English, NOt ENGRISH

ROR:vib:

lq9hd
03-01-2012, 09:35 PM
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Now thats gangsta:buford:

tri-5-ron
03-02-2012, 03:04 AM
fixed it for ya

:jel:
Thanks Chris,
You are my Best-est friend, in the WHOLE World !

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Now, go make me some Cookies !

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:rotfl:

Ron,
I know Howie is a little far north, But i really think you Should blow him. Your new here, and last person to say no to Howie, Well, lets just say he never showed back up at camp one night after a ride.

Dogg,
On your Wisdom, and "Respected Personal Experience", I shall not disagree with you.
you and Howie have your relationship,...
but,
Howie and I have our OWN relationship.

From My Own Personal Experience,...
I can proudly proclaim,...
That Howie, and J.J.,...
Have BOTH, taken me to Bed !!!
(thanks guys,... I really had a great time)

LMFAO ! ! !

rf4
03-02-2012, 04:16 AM
but I thought you had a special relationship with Stacey?
ron, you are a man-whore!!

tri-5-ron
03-02-2012, 05:04 AM
lq9hd,
I got some numbers for you, and a conformation from my partner, that we can get you blown...
It would actually be my partner's L.A. truck that does the job, but it would be the same as having me do it.

Based on your 1300 sq. ft. attic,
and at "the Hoolie price",
We can give you a R19 blow job for $910
or a R30 blow job for $1040
or a R38 blow job for $1170

Another thing to know is, if your gas company is "The Gas Co. or So. Cal. Gas Co.,.... you qualify for a .15 cent per sq. ft. cash rebate.
for your 1300 sq. ft. that = $195 bucks.
Also, you get a 10% tax credit for your 2012 federal taxes.

Let me know, and Thanks !

tri-5-ron
03-02-2012, 05:48 AM
but I thought you had a special relationship with Stacey?
ron, you are a man-whore!!

What Stacey and I have IS special. We are honest with each other, and we have a very open relationship.
She had already gone to bed, with dreams (or hallucinations), of Unicorns and Rainbows, while I stayed up to "bond" with Howie and J.J.,
things just happened.
Stacey has no problem with that.

Like Howie told me the next morning,...
"What happens at Rasor,.... STAY'S at Rasor".

LMAO, holy crap!
I'm having just waaay to much fun with this.
Cracks me up.

Now,... is there anyone interested in giving some blow jobs ?
err,... I mean,... Installing Insulation ?
I really could use another worker.

bz
03-02-2012, 06:09 AM
I'm sure it was Bob's political/religious discussion that put you to sleep. Still can't believe he wanted to leave you by the fire.

lq9hd
03-02-2012, 03:16 PM
lq9hd,
I got some numbers for you, and a conformation from my partner, that we can get you blown...
It would actually be my partner's L.A. truck that does the job, but it would be the same as having me do it.

Based on your 1300 sq. ft. attic,
and at "the Hoolie price",
We can give you a R19 blow job for $910
or a R30 blow job for $1040
or a R38 blow job for $1170

Another thing to know is, if your gas company is "The Gas Co. or So. Cal. Gas Co.,.... you qualify for a .15 cent per sq. ft. cash rebate.
for your 1300 sq. ft. that = $195 bucks.
Also, you get a 10% tax credit for your 2012 federal taxes.

Let me know, and Thanks !

Will let the ole lady know. Isnt R30 standard for ceiling? Can you send me some specs of the shit you blow? Hoolie price and cash discount?:ph43r:

J.T.
03-02-2012, 03:35 PM
Got any affliates in the Fresno Area?

CHAIN_DOGG
03-02-2012, 05:23 PM
Can you send me some specs of the shit you blow? :

U want Pictures too ? U ain't right

tri-5-ron
03-03-2012, 05:54 AM
U want Pictures too ? U ain't right
Holy Crap, LMFAO ! ! !
I just stoped by, and damned near coughed up my liver and half a lung when I read this.
Too fuckin' funny !

Yeah, I can do you better than spec's,
I'll give you video, and a link to my suppliers Home Insulation Porn Website :

http://www.unitedfibers.com/

bz,
Bob ?,.... Bob WHO ? ? ?
Was there a Bob there ? ? ?
I can't remember....
What's Bob look like ? ? ? (nevermind, I'd probably not remember that either)
What's Bob's name ? ? ? (OH,.... wait,... It's Bob, right ???)
Uhmmmm, what else should I ask,...
Do we like Bob ? ? ? (Why SHOULD WE ? ? ?)
or,
Should we KILL Bob ? ? ? (Maybe we SHOULD ! ! !)
How do you think we should do it ?
Knife ?, Bomb ?, Poision Darts ?, Public Stoning ?, Cane Flogging ? Live Impalement ? Racking, Stretching, Dismemberment ? ? ?

Where is Bob ? ? ?

Let's go find Bob !
Bob's in Trouble !!!!
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J.T.,
Sorry, can't do Fresno. you guys are just too spread out for me to cover !
I'll see if I can find a respectable company who serves that area for you.

lq9hd
03-05-2012, 04:36 PM
Gonna search the web on your product...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellulose_insulation

Not celculose: http://www.askthebuilder.com/165__Attic_Insulation_-_Blown_vs_Batt.shtml

lq9hd
03-05-2012, 04:52 PM
Question:

Can it be blown on top of/ next to can lights?

Will it get sucked up by an attic fan?

Concerns:
I know it has fire retardant ... Something about paper and fire takes me back to playing with matches. Maybe just ole school thinking (fiberglass doesnt burn like paper)?

What if theres holes and cracks in the ceiling. Wont that shit start pouring down?

tri-5-ron
03-06-2012, 06:12 PM
Question:

Can it be blown on top of/ next to can lights?
Yes, providing they are IC Rated. (Insulation Contact).
otherwise we can blow up to them, and not over them.

Will it get sucked up by an attic fan?
only if your ceiling fan is greater than 142,000 hp. (No, ceiling fans are not a problem)

Concerns:
I know it has fire retardant ... Something about paper and fire takes me back to playing with matches. Maybe just ole school thinking (fiberglass doesnt burn like paper)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO_wD1KUC4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62zGG9jcOOo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAPPn53JtHQ&feature=related

What if theres holes and cracks in the ceiling. Wont that shit start pouring down?
What size/type of holes are we talking about ? holes where recessed lights have been removed ? Holes where you fell through the ceiling last june when trying to put the Christmas decorations in storage like the wife had been nagging you to do ?
Holes where that pesky meteor strike came through the roof, ceiling, living room, and now provided you with an unplanned basement?
if so, then yes. you need to fix the holes in you ceiling. if you are asking about will it come through a small crack in the paint/plaster/drywall, then no.... but there is a small amount of dust during the installation, not afterwards. :f :f